As coincidence would have it, I’ve been trying to work the F-bomb into my everyday life. As a reformed religionist, I’ve decided it would be empowering to assert my right to use words of all lengths, including the 4-letter variety.
Years of religion and parenthood have had me mentally saying one thing, but verbally spewing another. [...]
“Oh gawd, she’s not ready!”
Last Christmas my sister gave me a beautiful incense holder. It was a tall wood tower that you lifted off of a platform. In the platform was a small hole where you’d place the incense. Once lighted, and the tower in place on the platform, the incense smoke would stream out [...]
Coworker: Sandy… can I ask you a nosy question??
Me: Sure, what??
Coworker: Your boyfriend is younger, right??
Me: Why yes…. yes. he. is. (smirk)
Coworker: Sooooo, have you watched ‘Cougar Town’?? (smirk)
Oh gawd, is he looking for a fact-checker?!? Because I am NOT a cougar!
Confessions of a reluctant cougar….
A year and a half ago I joined [...]